News from the Short Bus

A 13 year old boy in Alaska stabbed another kid on the bus on the way home from school. And the bus driver didn't notice.
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/6181544p-6056351c.html

The kids got in verbal, "name calling" fight, so he shanked him. 13 and 14 year old kids!
The worst arguments we ever had back then were over pogs or which ninja turtle would win in a fight. The answer was CLEARLY Raphael. And don't argue with me, or I will cut you.

I blame the media. No, it's the video games' fault. Wait, Marilyn Manson. Screw it, I blame the Swiss, with their pocketknife armies and their... cheese.

The "worst/best/worst again" part about it all is that the bus driver had NO idea that a kid was getting skewered in the back of the bus. Old Man River looks like he can barely see the road, much less what's going on in his peripheral vision.

What ever happened to the old fashion "Hey! Hey bus driver! Help! I'm getting stabbed back here!"

Crazy Alaskans.