Name Changes

I look at people going to med school and I realize that is definitely not for me.
They go to school for years and years and spend tons of money, just to get a couple of letters added to their name. A Dr there, a p, h, and d there. An m. d. over here. All so they can practice medicine. Practice. Reassuring isn’t it?
Well, I don’t plan on spending that kind of time. Instead, I’m heading to the courthouse for a name change. That’ll spice things up a bit, without rigorous schooling and burdensome debt.
And when people ask me what I want to be when I graduate I’ll say, “Spanish Conquistador and Conqueror of Far Away Lands.”
They’ll cock their head to the side and say, “Interesting…”
And I’ll respond, “And that’s just my first name.”

This should make for an interesting traditional Thanksgiving 20 questions session.