All Dogs Go To Heaven?

Where do you take a dead animal when it dies? I mean, with fish, lizards, and kittens, you could just flush ‘em down the toilet, but what about the rest of the animal kingdom? I would assume a veterinarian, but at that point it’s pretty much a lost cause. Maybe they got a little doggy furnace in the back. Or a door that opens into the Chinese kitchen next door. Either way, if a dog got hit by a car, I’d feel a little strange carrying him in draped over my arms saying, “Yeah, um, where do you want this?”

And what about big animals, like horses? That’s a big hunk of carcass to be draggin’ around by the hooves, waiting for a representative from Elmer’s. Either way I’d probably just beat it over and over and over and over and over and over.

Morbid huh? Yeah, well, I’m a sick individual.