Jesus Scented Candles

Couple Sells Candles That Smell Like Jesus

A couple in South Dakota is selling candles that smell like Jesus. Now your whole house can smell like the sweet sweet aroma of your Lord and Savior. Mmmm.

The guy walked around in the desert and rode camels on a daily basis, so my guess is it doesn't smell like vanilla.

Now, I can understand when they sold Michael Jordan cologne, because everyone wanted a piece of the #23 so they could be a "ballah." But it was simple though because, you know, he was still alive. That made it easier for them to get a Sample o' Mike.

But this is just ridiculous, Jesus!

The couple says in the article that it is a "form of ministry." Of course it is, because nothing says "God is good" like making a buck off the Bible.

"Go, my children, and spread my word to the people. Tell everyone that I am the Son of God. And if you can't do that, then sell them a candle that smells like me over the Internet."

There you have it folks.
"This little light of mine..." smells like Jesus.



I bought seven.