Church of Seuss

Now that we’ve read from the Book of the Cat in the Hat Comes Back and joined hands to sing together the song of the Lorax, we shall pause for a moment to remember. We should remember that each and every one of us is truly blessed to have a wocket in our pockets, and that others around the world are sadly… wocketless. Please take a moment, fellow Seussians.

Ok, now that we’ve taken care of that little agenda item, let’s have Brother Babbagazoo come up to the podium. And while he is reading, we will be sending around a way for you to help the Church of Seuss. If you empty all your dozzles from your purzles into the collection bazzles, then Seuss might forgive you for all your snizzles.

So, without further ado, here is Brother Babbagazoo!

Thank you, Brother Popealopalus. This is a reading from the Book of One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, Chapter 1: Verses 1-4.

One fish
Two fish
Red fish
Blue fish

Black fish
Blue fish
Old fish
New fish

This one has
A little star.

This one has a little car.
Say! What a lot
of fish there are.

This is the word of the Seuss.
Amenssical.

Now what does that teach us? Huh? Anyone?
That’s right, there are plenty of fish in the sea. So divoraxedoodle, while still a snizzle, can sometimes be the only way. Half of all unions end in a divoraxedoodle, which means about half of you sitting out there are wasting your time. Unless you give us more dozzles. Thank you.

Ok, that was a great reading. Now, as you all know, before he was Seussified, Sam-I-Am would not eat green eggs and ham. He would not eat them with a mouse, he would not eat them in a house. But eventually he does eat them, with a goat in a boat. Today we will eat green eggs and ham, as a symbol of our belief in Seuss.
So everyone form a line to the front, we’re going to give you pieces of green eggs and ham and you can feel totally blessed and shizzle with symbolic food.

Alright, well, that about wraps up today’s lessons. Next time we will read from the Book of Fox in Socks.

One final word to all the young Seussians. If you’re going to “Hop on Pop,” make sure you take birth control piddlediddledizzles!!!

Seuss be with you!